Dr. Phil vs. Elderly Fellow

Dr. Phil,
It has come to my attention that I somehow have a receding hair line. Some have told me that I have a bald spot in the back of my head. This statement may or may not be true because I cannot see the back of my head. I am 70 years old; back in my day I had such luscious hair especially in the 80's. I could have been my own boy band, just myself. I don't feel bald, you know you're only as young as you feel.
-the young geezer

Dr. Mr. The Young Geezer,
You sir are old. I'm not going to sugar coat it for you sir, be a man, an old man because that is what you are. You are 70, your hair is gone, it left you, and it will never come back! Too many people deal with self esteem problems. You are not ugly, you are bald. Many men experience hair loss in their late 40s to early 50s. You are 70 of course you are bald, can I emphasize that enough?
-Dr. Phil


Dr. Phil,
You do not know me! Don't hate me because I am beautiful! That is what I tell all the youngsters. I am not bald. Being bald is ugly, it is meant for only ugly people so I could not possibly be bald. My hair may be thinning out, but that means nothing. I am not bald.
-the young supermodel of a man

Dr. Mr. Geezer,
You are in denial. Being bald is a fashion statement. I am bald so how are you going to tell me, a professional, that being bald is ugly! You sir have no sense of style at all! You need to wake up and realize that this is 2013, it's a new era. You need to realize that you are not only bald, but statistically a bad drive as well. Good day to you sir!
-Dr. Phil