Dr. Phil vs. little miss. Obsession.

Dr. Phil,
I have been told by many friends and relatives that I am obsessed with shoes. The problem is I am starting to believe them. I live in a three bedroom apartment, those three rooms are dedicated to shoes. One room is all the shoes I wore as a child. Seventy five percent of my pay checks I spend on shoes. One day I counted, and I have eighty five hundred thousand pairs of shoes. What are your thoughts?
@Littlemissobsessed

Dear Little Miss Obsessed,
You are not at all obsessed with shoes. There is nothing wrong with caring about your image. I would in fact be more concerned if you only had a few pair of shoes because that is the definition of carelessness. The only thing you are doing wrong is you have not bought a storage locker for future shoes, that is a major flaw on your part.  You need to take control, look the haters in the eye, and stand up for yourself. No one can be bold for you. If you are too intimidated by those around you, the ones informing you of your so called obsession, just let the shoes do the talking.
#moreshoesthanyou
-Dr. Phil.


Dear Dr. Phil,
You don't understand Dr. Phil. I have been getting unanimous e-mail and post cards from various people that I am obsessed with shoes. My own children tell me all the time that I love shoes more than them. I deny my shoe obsession all the time, but like I said, I am beginning to believe it for myself. If I'm not obsessed, what's wrong with the rest of this world.
@Littlemissobsessed

Dear Miss Obsession,
You need to stop right there maam. You are not the problem, society is making you the problem. We live in an imperfect world where, if someone wears fancy shoes and pays for them, then they are automatically the bad guy. The problem with this world today is everyone is a critic, and most are jealous. The root of your problem is other people are jealous of the shoes, and they want to dump all their problems on you! If you care about these people at all do not give them leverage to live this kind of lifestyle any longer. Be the beautiful you, with you shoes. Confidence is a must in fashion, own it.
-Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil vs. the dog owner

Dear Dr. Phil,
I know that you can help my situation as you have helped many others. My dog is very old and will die soon. I am very upset that my dog will no longer be with me because I have had Chester since he was a puppy and I got him on my tenth birthday. I need your words of encouragement.
Thanks.
-the dog owner.

Dear dog owner,
Dogs are a waste of time. You need to get a cat. If the myths are true and they are, cats have nine lives. Also, there are many positives to pets dying. You can save million of dollars by not buying dog food for your pet. Americans year after year go into debt because they care more for their dog than for themselves. It is best for everyone in this situation to just let the dog go. Sooner or later your dog will die, sooner or later you will die. Death is ironically a natural part of life. Look at this situation from and experts point of view.
-your friend, Dr. Phil



Dr. Phil
As I said before I watched Chester grow up. I understand poor Chester will die soon, but I need closure for my beloved best friend. I'll never let go of him! Never! Dr. Phil can you help me. I am in mental and emotional agony from the soon loss of my best friend, Chester. I can't even sleep without him. I need some inspiration. I need something to take my mind off of things. Should I get a new dog to fill the void in my heart. Help me Dr. Phil.

Dear Mr. Dog Owner,
You need to take control of the situation and put the animal down now. You clearly have too much of a mental and emotional attachment that the attachment has even become physical now. If your dog is your best friend, that should be a red flag in your life. You are not a dog you are a human being, and you need real friends that talk and can interact with you. From and experts stand point you need to get rid of pets all together and anything that reminds you of them. You may have to move and start a new life, but if that's what it takes, then it's worth is. Chester will rest in peace.
-Dr. Phil

Dr Phil vs. the girlfriend

Dear Dr. Phil,
I am wanting to move in with my boyfriend as soon as I can but my parents won't let me. I am 22 years old but they still think I am too young to have a serious relationship. My boyfriend and I have been together for four years. Dr. Phil is there anything you can do?
-the girlfriend

Dear The Girlfriend,
You need to get your priorities straight. Your family relationship is more important than a mere acutance. Relationships are a waste of time. You and your boyfriend will more than likely break up within the next three months based on statistic, but your family will always be there for you. Your mother has an attachment to you. She gave birth to you. Did your boyfriend do that? Of course he did not. You will put your mother in a state of grief. You have to understand that boys will come and go. You need to take control of the situation and stay home.
-the expert.


Dr. Phil,
I am having a hard time understand your life advice. My boyfriend of four years means the world to me, I can not imagine a day on this earth without him. Dr. Phil haven't you ever been in love before, don't you remember what it is like to be young. I have a life too, my parents are trying to keep me home for the rest of my life.
-the angry girlfriend

Dear The ANGRY Girlfriend,
You are much too impulsive to live alone. And how do your know that you can trust this boy? Have you checked his criminal background, he may even have a fake ID! I am diagnosing you, you are clinically crazy. You need to go to a mental institution because you are obsessed with a man you have no future with. You are going to be a stalker in your thirties if you keep up this life style and behavior pattern. I see it all the time, you are not the first girlfriend I have dealt with. Ladies at home, stay away from men, you can ask anyone they are all the same. Miss girlfriend, you need help, your problems are beyond me and I am an expert.
-the professional.