Dr. Phil vs. little miss. Obsession.

Dr. Phil,
I have been told by many friends and relatives that I am obsessed with shoes. The problem is I am starting to believe them. I live in a three bedroom apartment, those three rooms are dedicated to shoes. One room is all the shoes I wore as a child. Seventy five percent of my pay checks I spend on shoes. One day I counted, and I have eighty five hundred thousand pairs of shoes. What are your thoughts?
@Littlemissobsessed

Dear Little Miss Obsessed,
You are not at all obsessed with shoes. There is nothing wrong with caring about your image. I would in fact be more concerned if you only had a few pair of shoes because that is the definition of carelessness. The only thing you are doing wrong is you have not bought a storage locker for future shoes, that is a major flaw on your part.  You need to take control, look the haters in the eye, and stand up for yourself. No one can be bold for you. If you are too intimidated by those around you, the ones informing you of your so called obsession, just let the shoes do the talking.
#moreshoesthanyou
-Dr. Phil.


Dear Dr. Phil,
You don't understand Dr. Phil. I have been getting unanimous e-mail and post cards from various people that I am obsessed with shoes. My own children tell me all the time that I love shoes more than them. I deny my shoe obsession all the time, but like I said, I am beginning to believe it for myself. If I'm not obsessed, what's wrong with the rest of this world.
@Littlemissobsessed

Dear Miss Obsession,
You need to stop right there maam. You are not the problem, society is making you the problem. We live in an imperfect world where, if someone wears fancy shoes and pays for them, then they are automatically the bad guy. The problem with this world today is everyone is a critic, and most are jealous. The root of your problem is other people are jealous of the shoes, and they want to dump all their problems on you! If you care about these people at all do not give them leverage to live this kind of lifestyle any longer. Be the beautiful you, with you shoes. Confidence is a must in fashion, own it.
-Dr. Phil