Dr Phil vs. the girlfriend

Dear Dr. Phil,
I am wanting to move in with my boyfriend as soon as I can but my parents won't let me. I am 22 years old but they still think I am too young to have a serious relationship. My boyfriend and I have been together for four years. Dr. Phil is there anything you can do?
-the girlfriend

Dear The Girlfriend,
You need to get your priorities straight. Your family relationship is more important than a mere acutance. Relationships are a waste of time. You and your boyfriend will more than likely break up within the next three months based on statistic, but your family will always be there for you. Your mother has an attachment to you. She gave birth to you. Did your boyfriend do that? Of course he did not. You will put your mother in a state of grief. You have to understand that boys will come and go. You need to take control of the situation and stay home.
-the expert.


Dr. Phil,
I am having a hard time understand your life advice. My boyfriend of four years means the world to me, I can not imagine a day on this earth without him. Dr. Phil haven't you ever been in love before, don't you remember what it is like to be young. I have a life too, my parents are trying to keep me home for the rest of my life.
-the angry girlfriend

Dear The ANGRY Girlfriend,
You are much too impulsive to live alone. And how do your know that you can trust this boy? Have you checked his criminal background, he may even have a fake ID! I am diagnosing you, you are clinically crazy. You need to go to a mental institution because you are obsessed with a man you have no future with. You are going to be a stalker in your thirties if you keep up this life style and behavior pattern. I see it all the time, you are not the first girlfriend I have dealt with. Ladies at home, stay away from men, you can ask anyone they are all the same. Miss girlfriend, you need help, your problems are beyond me and I am an expert.
-the professional.